Friday, June 09, 2006

What were al-Zarqawi’s final words?

By Jennifer Solis

Mayor Sam admonished me to stick to local political commentary, but after watching General Caldwell’s press conference, where it was revealed that the 39-year-old terrorist did not die immediately after being hit on the head by two 500-pound bombs, I’ve just have to know – what were his final words?

It doesn’t look like any of our medics were in a hurry to get him to a hospital, so that he might survive, and eventually go on trial after Sadaam. But I’m looking for a possible medical malpractice lawsuit here. The ICLU (Iraq Civil Liberties Union) is also considering possible legal action against Task Force 145, for acting as judge and jury, not to mention jurisdictional issues.

Finally, did the administration seek an environmental impact report before dropping bombs on Abu Musab’s safe house? Rumor has it that it was his real estate agent that turned him in. Obviously, the guy wasn’t a Realtor.

So, please check your copious sources, and if you can find out what were his final words before assuming room temperature, please post it here. Thanks.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Let's stop acting like we are doing anything worth while in Irag. So we killed the latest terrorist, so what there will be another to replace him and we still have'nt got who we were really after, Osama Bin Laden,So let's not pretend this last one made a differance. We should have done some research, no ,I mean real reseach before we took off over there, now what. The truth is we have'nt really won any wars. Our covert operations are also bad news, like bay of pigs.